Get outta my bedroom, Big Pharma

I think I want to firebomb my local pharmacy.
Okay, so maybe only theoretically, but still.  The pharmacy shenanigans that go on in this town are enough to drive me fucking crazy.  I take serious issue with the way that birth control is treated like some kind of privilege.  Here’s the deal: I need a new [...]

What a Nerd

I’m not usually inclined to post stuff like this, but I found this speech so charming and funny that I had to share.  It’s 14 minutes long, but worth it.
John Hodgman Roasts Obama at the Radio & TV Correspondents’ Dinner:

I’m hot!

All of a sudden, it’s summer.  The weather went from fluctuating between a teasing +17 to a horrific +8 and now every day it seems to be at least +25 or more.  Which is great, don’t get me wrong, but my body is not ready for this – I wasn’t prepared! – and sitting inside [...]

Fun with makeup

I really enjoy makeup.  I don’t wear a lot of it anymore, but I love experimenting with it on a night out and I’ve got enough MAC eyeshadow to sink a ship.  I used to be a huge fan of wearing bright, crazy colours (during my younger days I was known to wear red MAC [...]

Just in case I get lost:

Band Dies in Blaze

A little mid-day soul sucking…

Holy fucking shitballs, this is the most terrifying commercial I’ve ever seen.  I’m even doubting posting it here, just in case I accidentally hit “play” again.  I think I just saw Satan.

I’d rather be (insert anything here)

It’s 9:08 p.m., I have 19 more papers to mark for tomorrow, and there’s a fucking blizzard outside right now.  Snow, in March.  Snow, and lots of it.  Earlier this week people’s basements were flooding, and now we’re right back to mid-January and I kind of want to drink some floor cleaner and call it [...]

Amusing Myself to Death

Searching for weird shit to watch online or articles to read or new shit to get hip to has been my bag lately, as this winter has been a long and brutal one and has left me as but a shell of my former self.  Pasty white from sitting inside all day, with increasingly terrible [...]

Holy crap

If I owned these dogs I’d make them wear these monkey suits all the time. And I’d scream “fly Monkeys, fly!” whenever the mood struck me.

Thanks to stumbleupon for the many, many hours of stoner stumbling.
Edit: Or is it “fly, my pretties!”?  I can’t remember.