A Month of Ink

Before Matt and I had our asses tattooed earlier this month, I hadn’t been tattooed in a long while.  I’m a huge fan of the art form – I wrote my thesis on it tattoos, afterall – and I’m always thinking of new images or ideas to have tattooed on me.  I just don’t really [...]

Right on the keister.

Matt and I have been talking about getting tattoos together for a long time.  Nothing hokey, nothing mushy, and no names.  We tried to think of something that we were both interested in, and a place that he’d be okay with and that I didn’t already have plans for.  I can remember the night he [...]

Passion Party

On Saturday night my friend April hosted a Passion Party.  For those of you unfamiliar with the phenomenon, a passion party is essentially a tupperwear party but with dildos and massage oil.
A woman who hosts these parties in the evenings came over to April’s around 7:30 p.m. to set up, and presented all of the [...]

I’m Boozeandbooks, and I Want to Donkey Punch You

So I might be out of the loop on this, but I just read about this new show called “I Want To Save Your Life” wherein a creepy white dude follows “fat” women around, spies on them, and eventually confronts them in an ‘intervention’-style manner to tell them: “I’m Charles Stuart Platkin, and I want [...]

Busted

After more than two weeks of enduring a painful foot, which I assume is the result of running on a heavily sloped indoor track, I finally made an appointment to see a doctor at a sports clinic.  Saturday morning I saw Dr. MacKay, who, after poking and prodding my feet (unmanicured, I might add…yikes, sorry [...]

The Day for Offering Confectionery

My parents have often mentioned, if not full-out argued, that Valentine’s Day was created and perpetuated by Hallmark.  It’s a bogus holiday.  We don’t get a day off, and feel obligated to eat waxy chocolate (or buy the discount waxy chocolate at Shopper’s the day after, like me).  Wikipedia’s entry notes:
The day is most closely [...]

So, is it just me?

I was out for a run the other day after work, when I realized that for the past…I don’t know…10 years or so, I’ve constructed my whole thought process around my life goals and aspirations according to “when I’m older…”  I still think of myself as not yet grown up.  Not quite there yet.  When [...]

To Do: Master the Art of Illusion

So I went to the doctor yesterday morning for an appointment that I really didn’t think I needed – I was supposed to have had a routine chest x-ray months ago (only as a benchmark for my new doctor), but I only managed to get to the Radiology office Tuesday morning. I knew the [...]